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Can you write a little story re: REINCARNATION that includes,but is not limited to, 6 of these lines?

This is merely for the pure fun of stretching your imagination and being creative,friends. I finished college ages ago...ages. 1. Metaphysically speaking.....YOU ROCK!! 2. I want all the skeptics in the room to get lost! 3. Did you know that sometimes in a middle of a lie your left eye twitches? 4. The crowd completely hushed when he walked into the room. 5. Nope.....there is no Hell. Although I hear Los Angeles is getting pretty close. 6. Ten or twenty, I guess. I've lost count. 7. What goes around,comes around.....time and again...muawwww !! 8. Well, hmmmmm....that actually explains why I always ___________. 9. The women fainted the men cried but the kids just kept texting each other. 10. Fear is the blockade to all true happiness......Well...fear and too many losses in the stock market. 11. Wyatt Earp or the Clantons? 12. You are soooooo not going to convince me with THAT hair-brained theory.

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1. The body in the coffin slowly sat up and looked around. He had no idea why he was back here, when he would rather be target shooting with Wyatt Earp or the Clantons. If he was not going forward in this reincarnation thing, he would like to go back to where he was happy and ride his horse all day, every day. Hmmm..that actually explains why I always walked bow legged. The Big Guy in the Sky must have his reason for this. He always does. What does He want me to do now? Why haven't I transversed this plane? The crowd completely hushed when he walked into the room. The women fainted and the men cried but the kids just kept texting each other. He walked up to the pulpit and started to speak., "Thanks to alll of you for coming to my wake. You said some amazing things and metaphysically speaking...you rock! Some guests started to protest and they tried to pinch him to make sure it was true. He turned and proclaimed "I want all the skeptics in the room to get lost." I will answer any questions that you may have about the future. Mr. Smith: What is it that goes around and comes back time and time - that is the flu Reporter: Did you know that sometimes your left eye twitches? Yes, and your mother dresses you funny. How many times have you been born and come back. Only about Ten or twenty times, I guess. I lost count. Reporter: Is there a hell? Nope, no hell. LA is getting close. Stay far away from LA.
2. We sat around the table awaiting our medium. We had heard she was really quite excellent at seances and each of us couldn't wait to make a contact with our dearly departed love one. "Ok. I want all the skeptics in the room to get lost!" cried Linda, our medium, as she finally entered the room.2 She had her role down pat as she wore a patched gypsy skirt, a flowing neon blouse,a colorful scarf covering her hair, and tons of clinking jewelry. Suddenly, a tall ugly old man with a big hooked nose that looked like a distorted broken cucumber walked in and the crowd completely hushed when he walked into the room.4 One lady leaned over to vomit. I tell you the dude looked dead. I had a suspicion he was some kind of ghoul that had met Mr.Death 30 yeas ago. "I am the great and powerful Swami Dan who assists the amazing Madam Linda",he hissed through ancient and quite unbrushed dark yellow teeth. A groupie sitting next to me screamed out in fear,"Metaphysically speaking....YOU ROCK!!"1 She feared the swami with the balding head and face full of crud and deeply-etched lines, but she figured being a groupie would keep her safe. "Did you know that sometimes in the middle of a lie your left eye twitches?" sneeered Dan the swami at her.3 I thought to myself that he should know. He's the biggest liar this side of the River Styx. Liar was his middle name and people really didn't know his disgusting game. I wondered to my self who shot the old swami that he looked so dead ,Wyatt Earp or the Clantons?(11)I figured he was being punished for some evil he had done for What goes around,comes around.....time and again...muawwww !!(7) I asked the Swami Dan, you must feel like you're in Hell. He grinned that yellow green tongue smile and replied,Nope.....there is no Hell. Although I hear Los Angeles is getting pretty close.(5) " Madam Linda conjured the ghost of Elvis.The women fainted the men cried but the kids just kept texting each other(9).The women all wanted Elvis's autograph, the man wanted their wives to quit clinging to the old crooner, and the kids kept snapping pics for their buds on Facebook and Myspace. Elvis was asked his advice on happiness in life. He told us not to live in fear. He said, Fear is the blockade to all true happiness......Well...fear and too many losses in the stock market."(10) Elvis left in a few moments, but before he left, he grabbed Swami Dan. He pulled Swami Dan into a vortex and took him out of this world. Madam Linda was relieved. I been wanting rid of that Demon for years. Ten or twenty, I guess. I've lost count"(6)
3. The group sat huddled around the table holding hands, some peeking through their eyelashes, while Minerva prepared to summon Mrs. Olsen's departed husband Oswald into the room. Minerva could feel a hint of negativity almost as if it were a palpable thing, prickling at her senses and weakening her connection to the world beyond as she scanned the crowd. She rose regally from the table, swishing her purple robes about her and stared into each of the participants faces. "Ladies and gentlemen...before I begin I want all the skeptics in the room to get lost!" Her brilliant green eyes glowed as her gaze ferreted out the non believer. "Did you know that sometimes in a middle of a lie your left eye twitches?" She asked her, recalling her earlier answer to whether she believed in the occult. The skeptical redhead blanched as Minerva stared her down, then grabbed her purse and ran out the door in a huff! Minerva dimmed the lights and concentrated intently as she used all of her powers to bring forth Oswald. Suddenly the lights began to flicker and the scent of fresh horse manure filled the room! A shadowy figure began to materialize right outside the doorway and the smell got stronger! As he got closer the women fainted, the men cried but the kids just kept texting each other! In a few more moments he was fully in the flesh and the crowd completely hushed when he walked into the room, wearing a ten gallon hat, a pair of chaps and some crusty brown boots! Mrs. Olsen's jaw dropped in awe!! "Oswald...Is that you honey?" By this time the aroma was overwhelming and a few people were gagging! Oswald air kissed his wife and told her she fully had his blessing in all of her "activities" of the last 2 years since he had been gone and that he always "watched over" her at ALL times. She breathed a sigh of relief and smiled! " Well, hmmmmm....that actually explains why I always feel so guilty at the moment of....**ahem**!!! She looked at the crowd who seemed confused but was hanging on her every word. "oh...he's saying he doesn't mind that I've had a few boyfriends since he died" Minerva looked at her. "How many HAVE you had?" "Ten or twenty, I guess. I've lost count!! But Oswald is not angry....and...He is watching...this is a gas!! I'm HAPPY!!! Now the rest of the crowd besieged Oswald with their questions. "Is there a Hell?" one lady asked "Nope.....there is no Hell. Although I hear Los Angeles is getting pretty close" The crowd laughed at that and loosened up forgetting that they were talking to a dead person! The questions and answers went on for a while until finally Oswald had to go. One man insisted on knowing why he smelled of horse manure so bad....and he explained. "Every time I "watch over" Nellie when she's...you know....I have to clean out the horse shed....I been spending allot of time in there for the last two years but I don't mind!!!" And with that he disappeared!!